"Now that women have solidly earned their place in the work force, many find themselves still yearning for something men often have: wives. 'The thing I most want in life is a wife. I’m not kidding,' said Joyce Lustbader, a research scientist at Columbia University, who has been married for 29 years. 'I work all day, sometimes seven days a week, and still have to go home and make dinner and have all those things to do around the house.'"